peppery.

I'm a 23-year-old whose location wildly varies. Welcome to my smörgåsbord of fashion, football, fandom, and everything in between.

blog
flickr
livejournal
twitter

whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot:  Lordy, Lordy where do I even begin on this fine mofo? First off, his eyes. Those things look like they can see into your soul while comforting you at the same time. HIS SMILE. I will never be able to judge another man on his smile after seeing Bastian Schweinsteiger’s. Not only does it make you melt, you can’t help but smile when you see him smiling. Or laughing. His body. Do I really need to explain? His friendship with fellow footballer Lukas Podolski. These guys together are enough to entertain the crowd for far more than 90 minutes. What I would give to be around them for 5 seconds. They are the best bromance of the 2010 World Cup for sure. His goofy demeanor. This man will cheer anyone up in five seconds by just talking. In combination with his smile, his actions are right up there in the attraction-scale. {submission}

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot: 

  1. Lordy, Lordy where do I even begin on this fine mofo? First off, his eyes. Those things look like they can see into your soul while comforting you at the same time.
  2. HIS SMILE. I will never be able to judge another man on his smile after seeing Bastian Schweinsteiger’s. Not only does it make you melt, you can’t help but smile when you see him smiling. Or laughing.
  3. His body. Do I really need to explain?
  4. His friendship with fellow footballer Lukas Podolski. These guys together are enough to entertain the crowd for far more than 90 minutes. What I would give to be around them for 5 seconds. They are the best bromance of the 2010 World Cup for sure.
  5. His goofy demeanor. This man will cheer anyone up in five seconds by just talking. In combination with his smile, his actions are right up there in the attraction-scale.

{submission}

    fuckyeahklose: whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot:  WHAT did you just say? You don’t know who this is?! Well, you damn better should, because this 1,82m piece of sexy flesh is Miroslav motherfucking Klose, striker for the German national football team! Doesn’t sound very German to you? Well, right you are, because this mouth-wateringly handsome mofo was born in Poland and is thus bi-national! You know what this means?! Thassrite, he can actually whisper dirty things in your ear in BOTH languages. Don’t try to tell me this doesn’t already get your panties wet. Not convinced yet? Worry not, more sexiness is to come. This badass is right on Ronaldo’s heels in the list of top goal scorers of all World Cups. He has scored 14 fucking goals in 3 World Cups! And we ALL know success is goddamn sexy. Hell, he can score a goal with me anytime… The best thing about his goals are probably his own celebrations of them. Hell, this guy can do a motherfucking salto IN THE AIR. Now, is that droolworthy or what? Especially if you look at the leg muscles that enable him to do this sort of thing… one word: YUM. Not to mention his infamous “OK”-gesture, which makes something inside me die every time. No one else can turn a simple gesture like that into something that actually makes me come on the spot. Nothing sexier than a guy who is good - and KNOWS it. As if that wasn’t enough, he also apparently likes hugging his team mates. Or jumping on them. COME ON. Hot football players jumping each other. What more do you WANT?! And if one of them is Klose… oh God, I’m gonna need a change of panties. Last but not least… his eyes. Oh GOD. These… EYES. If you say you can look into these eyes without wanting to be screwed by him immediately, you are LYING. And even if it was true – one gorgeous smile from him and you won’t have a choice but to scream: “Take me, here and now!!!” How much more reason do you need, really?! {submission}

    fuckyeahklose:

    whytheyrehot:

    Why He’s Hot: 

    1. WHAT did you just say? You don’t know who this is?! Well, you damn better should, because this 1,82m piece of sexy flesh is Miroslav motherfucking Klose, striker for the German national football team! Doesn’t sound very German to you? Well, right you are, because this mouth-wateringly handsome mofo was born in Poland and is thus bi-national! You know what this means?! Thassrite, he can actually whisper dirty things in your ear in BOTH languages. Don’t try to tell me this doesn’t already get your panties wet.
    2. Not convinced yet? Worry not, more sexiness is to come. This badass is right on Ronaldo’s heels in the list of top goal scorers of all World Cups. He has scored 14 fucking goals in 3 World Cups! And we ALL know success is goddamn sexy. Hell, he can score a goal with me anytime…
    3. The best thing about his goals are probably his own celebrations of them. Hell, this guy can do a motherfucking salto IN THE AIR. Now, is that droolworthy or what? Especially if you look at the leg muscles that enable him to do this sort of thing… one word: YUM. Not to mention his infamous “OK”-gesture, which makes something inside me die every time. No one else can turn a simple gesture like that into something that actually makes me come on the spot. Nothing sexier than a guy who is good - and KNOWS it.
    4. As if that wasn’t enough, he also apparently likes hugging his team mates. Or jumping on them. COME ON. Hot football players jumping each other. What more do you WANT?! And if one of them is Klose… oh God, I’m gonna need a change of panties.
    5. Last but not least… his eyes. Oh GOD. These… EYES. If you say you can look into these eyes without wanting to be screwed by him immediately, you are LYING. And even if it was true – one gorgeous smile from him and you won’t have a choice but to scream: “Take me, here and now!!!” How much more reason do you need, really?!

    {submission}